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So I had no voice at work today, and since I work at the Disney Store

thesoundofacolour:

I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been in. Everyone else got a kick out of my reference too.

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Too cute not to reblog. XD

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rowrz:

lucid blog
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just-relatable:

want more relatable?
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elizabitchtaylor:

honestly one of the most profound things I’ve ever read
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plain-g:

mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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I HATE TUMBLR LMFAO

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tfkimmy:

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

Right? LOL I fucking just go on a damn haul

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unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

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